I am Volume number one.... I am straight forward. I am sometimes a T-Shirt, sometimes a hoodie, a jumper, even a tote bag. You've seen lots like me before and you'll probably see lots like me again. I am any and every size, so don't squeeze my love handles. I am lots of kinds of colours but I don't like to blow my own trumpet - not a talker. I am quiet and house trained but do think Everything Sucks and I'm a bit Awkward, Different and Ridiculous - so I might be give a bit of a fuck off vibe - but mostly I'm nice. I'm a Lost Cause, I know.